I’m a naughty librarian wannabe. Sex-positive feminist. Seriously bipolar. Sober by God’s good grace. Plus size. Crier. Cried when I first came across the term “pansexual.” Kinky. Student forever and ever if I’m lucky. Raised on Mr. Skywalker on VHS, Jean-Luc Picard, Maud’Dib, Ender, Aslan & Frodo. And Anne of Green Gables. Diehard Bibliophile (obvi). Consummate scifi nerd  (obvi). Really into abbreviating “obviously.” Coffee-hating tea aficionado. A year meat and cigarette free. Pedestrian. AA cake lady. I REALLY want to go colonize the shit outta Mars but I’m pretty sure they don’t let bipolar alcoholics into space. I don’t know After Effects but I’ve found that the people who do are generally seriously awesome. Cali for life (sorry Ohio, it was good while it lasted – real good). Unless I get to live in Italy. Then I’m out.

I’m going to be a writer when I grow up. I’m not very good at growing up, like, at all, (different from simply aging, my poor, poor body) so we’ll see how that works out.