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Embracing Bad Grammar – I Can't Not Write Any Longer

4 Years Sober

I felt commemorated when I was able to get up in front of 80 strangers and share my story and feel their love, support and appreciation for me even though we'd never met before.



Or maybe I’m just spinning to steal your focus / For heaven’s sake close your eyes just in case / Fool, you can’t pay the dues for our diagnosis / You can keep your albeit magnetic mistake

Dear God, Thank You For Making “Orange” Impossible to Rhyme

Are you having an existential crisis? Is agnosticism beckoning? Or atheism, even! Jesus you’re so emo.

Those Damn Disney Princesses

Can't leave it up to circumstance / Sleeping Beauty / In a trance / Now there's a broad with half a chance

The Girl Behind the Trash Can

Accidentally step off of the middle of the road / Deviate from the most acquiescing and amiable route / By which to painstakingly navigate the day / Terror / She hopes that someday / She won’t need trash cans and shrubbery / But will simply be able to hide right behind her own face

Creative Writing #6 – A Future in the Tense of Exquisite Suspense

I see you straight-and-narrow girl / I know you’re hungry / Ever so carefully coloring inside the lines / But all wicked and wild / With God’s good grace inside

Creative Writing #5 – “Newsprint”

Sick and filthy with / A disgusting reduction to tentative touching / A most unnatural disaster taught on repeat

Call Me Darling, Call Me Whore

But honestly, pleasure’s just the lack of pain / Or maybe I'm just spinning to get your attention

Creative Writing 101 #4 – Setting

Plunging into the lake is like a slap in the face you’ve been begging for combined with an orgasm that you didn’t see coming. HA, coming. I’m not pandering I promise.

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